And That's The Word

Title: Or You Could Show Him How To Work Your Nail Guns
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Tad/Bobby, Stephen

Summary: A fluffy double drabble (i.e., 200 words exactly, not counting the title), written for one of the unclaimed prompts over at lgbtfest: 1086. Punditslash, Tad/Bobby, Something happens and now Stephen knows about their relationship. How do they handle being out to their boss, and how does Stephen's own repressed sexuality come into play?

( In the summer when Bobby turned six, his parents got an addition built on their house. )


Title: The Pun Was Too Good T'Eschew
Rating: PG (innuendo)
Characters/pairings: Stephen, Meg

Summary: And another, with a slightly sadistic twist: 1079. Punditslash, Character!Stephen Colbert and Meg the intern, To Stephen, hitting on women is a way to force his sexuality into line. When Meg refuses his advances on the grounds that she's a lesbian (and it's *sexual harassment*) he decides that they can 'help' each other become straight. Meg is forced to teach Stephen a few things.

(You may want to do some background reading first.)

( 'Better do something heterosexual, just to make sure.' )

Title: The Colboard Report - The WØRD
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Follow the links. In short, not mine.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.

December 27, 2006 - Move On
December 28, 2006 - Finally
December 29, 2006 - Jon Stewartized
January 2, 2007 - Simple

Title: Real Americans
Rating: PG-13 (violence)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Dialog, actions, and content are the product of the author's imagination only. Fictional characters are not mine.

After Monday's very angry TDS, Stephen makes the mistake that sets Jon off.

The pacing of this is shot, but it was cathartic to draw.


Real Americans... by ~sailorptah on deviantART

See, here's the thing: All the details here are all factual, though the real Jon would never lash out with them like this. The man got a USO award for the stuff he does with wounded soldiers, and he never so much as talks about it, even when his support of the troops is disparaged on the grounds of his being a liberal. So, uh, metaphorically roughing someone up on his behalf? Kinda felt good.

Initially, Colbert Nation featured three parody fics. Two more were added later. This is one of the later additions.

I still have a lingering suspicion that the later fics were produced as some kind of weird sponsorship deal. This one is basically RPF about Bam Margera, with a whole lot of cringe-worthy skateboarding jargon and not a lot of funny.

Worst of all, Stephen only gets a couple of token mentions. The end of this part foreshadows some kind of Epic Skateboarding Showdown between Stephen and Mr. Margera; but, like "The Time Machine," it will never actually be continued.

Given this beginning, would you have wanted to keep reading? Or does the rating say it all?

Trouble On Skateboard Mountain:
Part 1: "Who's Afraid of the Big Bam Wolf (Margera)?"
By: Roger Rossier
Rating: A (arduous)


( While watching Stephen Colbert fly away in a plane that was surely powered by the force of his skateboarding within, I landed a 50-50 grind on a perfectly waxed curb, followed by a disco flip, which I turned into a smith grind. )

Medium: Art
Rating: G through and through
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the actions and content are subjects of the author's imagination only.

Three cute pictures inspired by last week's interview with one of my favorite guests.

( 'You look so summery and so nattily dressed, like we're about to go boating.' )

Medium: Fiction
Title: Keeping Up Appearances
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Reference to LSD usage.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.
Summary/Notes: After an eye-opening accidental LSD trip, Stephen's public persona has an existential crisis. (Please note that this is entirely about the character. Actor!Stephen doesn't come into it.)

For more detailed notes, follow the fake cut.

( "I'm not a person, Jon; I'm a cutout to fit in a host-shaped hole. La programme, c'est moi." )