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Title: #stimmy is real
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jimmy, Jimmy/Tina
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See series Table of Contents.

Collected Tumblr posts from a universe where teen idols "Stephen" and Jimmy have a massive tinhatting fandom.

Written as a bonus for the boy band AU, but can also be read as a standalone one-shot.

Contains animated GIFs. All images feature the IRL adults; just pretend they're images of the same people/characters as teenagers, doing exactly the same things. A few quotes are directly from real-world Larry Stylinson shippers. See if you can guess which they are!

( Read on DW | Read on the AO3 )
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Title: Silent (4/4)
Rating: PG
Cast: Jon/"Stephen" (eventually), brief Jon/OC, Larry, Kristen, OCs
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Stephen finally finds a way to let his Daily Show explode into its full potential. The only question is whether he can bring Jon along with him. And how much longer it's going to take him to invite Jon to make out, already.

AO3 mirror | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

( 'I want to say yes, you are clearly some kind of mad genius (Allison-enabled or not) who has worked out the perfect way to give me everything I've ever wanted in life.' )
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Title: Resolution
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen", correspondents
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Hey, remember when our intrepid heroes used to do tosses between shows? Have a ficlet based on the one in which Stephen makes New Year's Resolutions on Jon's behalf. It's even timely. (Just ignore the part where it's two years late.)

( 22. Have more of those expensive spiced coffees around. I know how much Stephen likes them. )
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Title: Jon's JDate Adventure, Part 2
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Jon/totally-not-"Stephen"
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

In which Jon has a thing developing with that guy he met on JDate.

(Based on an idea by [personal profile] politicette.)

'I am...very shy!' )
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Title: All My Roads Lead To You (1/4?)
Rating: PG
Contents: References to war, 9/11
Characters/pairings: Jon/Tracey, pre-Jon/"Stephen", kids, OCs
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Working off a kink meme prompt: "A Sentinel/Guide AU (in a similar vein to Observations on Sentinels and Guides in Victorian London or Jeeves and the Uncommon Senses) where Sentinels and Guides are a normal part of life. "Stephen" is a Guide who has been repressing everything to do with empathy, and Jon is a Sentinel who Does Not Want that kind of responsibility. Naturally they bond pretty much at first sight and go on to become the most oddly-functioning couple ever."

Mirrored on the AO3.

( Any map site could have given him directions to The Hospital With All The Americans At It. Siri probably could have found it with her digital eyes closed. But Stephen had no use for map sites. He was following his gut. )
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Title: Memento Volui
Rating: PG
Contents: Body-horror-y imagery
Characters/pairings: Jon & "Stephen"
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Stephen should have paid more attention to the warnings on Vaxicarus.

(A wingfic. Also, an understated acefic. For my [community profile] hc_bingo Round 3 card, prompt "medication.")

( Stephen swallowed two, chased them with a swig of Bud Lite Lime (he had gallons of the stuff, and they kept sending more; he'd taken to brushing his teeth with it), and went to bed. )
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Title: Into The Empty Sky
Rating: PG
Pairing: "Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Is it a bad sign when you're about to describe a fic as "the one where c!Stephen checks into a mental hospital" and then realize that describes about four other things you've written?

References: the O'Reilly interview; the Ohio toss; Stephen on Larry King; seeing patterns where none exist. (This story has been kindling since shortly after that last clip aired.)

'They didn't let me have so much as a marker the first three days,' he fumes to Jon over the world's blandest macaroni and pudding.
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Title: The Rescue of Stevie Jane (2/3)
Cast: "Stephen"/Jon
Rating: PG
Contents: Kidnapping roleplay
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

The happy couple's low-budget fantasy night continues. It's amazing how much fun you can have with a bit of rope, a Halloween mask, and a healthy willingness to be ridiculous.

( Read on dA ) Read on DW )
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Title: The Rescue of Stevie Jane (1/3?)
Cast: "Stephen"/Jon
Rating: PG
Contents: Kidnapping roleplay
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

When Stephen tweets a fantasy, Jon's happy to oblige. Cue a cheesy bedroom roleplay, complete with minimalist costumes and unscripted giggling.

( Read on dA ) Read on DW )
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Title: Blue, Thinking About You
Rating: PG
Characters: Jon/"Stephen", Siri, Meg, Tad, Gipper
Contents: Wifeless AU, ear!kink, bread abuse
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. The Report characters and their universe are property of Comedy Central. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.

Illustrated version of the SeSa prompt: Jon/"Stephen", after a freak accident, he gains the ability to hear what the other is really thinking. Includes pictures as seen from both Jon's and "Stephen"'s points of view.

Read at my fic journal for standard commenting/+meming.

Read at The Zen and the Damaged for the illustrations in their full special-effect glory, which requires code not supported on LJ/DW.

(Jealousy, Thy Name is Stewberry is also archived at the fic journal, along with previous exchange fics.)
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Title: Jealousy, Thy Name Is Stewberry
Rating: PG
Cast: Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy Fallon, Wyatt, Kristen, other correspondents
Contents: X-Men: First Class spoilers, canon hobo death
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

While Stephen is off having exciting friendship adventures with his new best buddy, Jon copes with his totally-not-jealousy by dragging various correspondents on a series of ill-fated friendventures of their own.

For a [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic SeSa prompt by [livejournal.com profile] snobantiker: Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy Fallon. During the time of the BFFSM of Stephen and Jimmy, Jon gets jealous.

( Jon pouted. Disgraceful, that was. Men their age had no business pouting, unless they were facing a truly heart-rending situation, like not being sent a free iPad quickly enough. )
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Title: Needs Met, page 10
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

The Stephens make a connection.

'We are so screwed up, aren't we...?' )
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Title: Needs Met, page 09
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

The Stephens get a chance to bond.

'You're the only one who can understand how I feel. Besides Sweetness, of course.' )
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Title: Needs Met, page 08
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

Those of you who have been waiting for l!Stephen to let out some of his anger...I think you're gonna like this one.

There's also a bit of bonus l!Stephen art over here, and some Liberalverse sketches here.

'You don't have to worry about upsetting me. I'll be fine.' )
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Title: Needs Met, page 07
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

A rendezvous, in which l!Stephen inadvertently tells it like it is.

'Apparently I'm not the first Jon to get thrown out of the house at gunpoint.' )
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Title: Needs Met, page 06
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/Jon, Sweetness
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

The Stephens react to the discovery that their Jons have switched places.

'Who are you and what have you done with my Jon?' )
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Title: Needs Met, page 05
Rating: PG (post-coital cuddling)
Warnings (highlight for spoilers): consent issues; (skip) Sweetness
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

Note that, while this is the morning after, there was sex under false pretenses in between. YMMV (there's some discussion of the subtleties in the comments to the last page), but dub-con at best.

'Enjoy yourself last night?' )
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Title: Needs Met, page 04
Rating: PG (post-coital cuddling)
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/Jon, l!"Stephen"/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

For some reason LJ insists on displaying the strips at something like 90% size. Not a big deal, but if the text is ever hard to read or anything, try the DA link for the full-size version.

This is supposed to be a couple of weeks later, thus the changes in clothing.

'Why are the Jons taking so long?' )
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Title: Eyebrows
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG (fatal diseases)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Not real, and not mine.

Inspired when I stumbled across eyebrow-drawing guides for sale.

This is the last depressing cancer-related thing I'll post for a while, don't worry.

'Jon!! You can't go out with those eyebrows!' )

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Sep. 19th, 2009 10:50 pm
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Title: Binding
Rating: PG, barely
Warnings: The mildest of sexual content
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Right after he gets his cast on, Stephen needs a little help with his morning routine.

This is massively, massively AU, for reasons which will become obvious.

( Stephen sticks out his arms; he grits his teeth while Jon fastens his cufflinks, even though Jon's taking extra care to be gentle around the cast. )

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