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This crossover appears to be a sendup of really terrible writing, with random topic changes, repetition, contradiction ("he hurried, slowly") and tense shifts. It reminds me of [ profile] xlormp, only not actually funny.

One of the characters is named Stephen, but he's completely unrecognizable. Can anyone who's seen The Wire confirm whether or not the other people here resemble their canon selves?

There is at least one saving grace here: random Ho Yay.

Stephen Colbert Season One of the Wire Fan Fiction
By: Sean Fennimanica
Rating: A (Aramaic)

Stringer comes over to the bed with Stephen. He knows the rules. No pants on the bed. )
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After the mild disaster that was yesterday's official unofficial official "fan" fiction, I think we could all use a palate-cleanser.

This one is another "character!Stephen secretly writes self-insert" story, and my personal favorite. It is screamingly funny.

Betwixt Lórien and Rivendell
By: Romulus Fang
Rating: Teen (mild language)

'The name's Stephen Colbert,' said the stranger, offering his hand, which Gandalf ignored because it was not a custom with which he had any familiarity. 'I've come to help you defeat Sauron.' )
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Initially, Colbert Nation featured three parody fics. Two more were added later. This is one of the later additions.

I still have a lingering suspicion that the later fics were produced as some kind of weird sponsorship deal. This one is basically RPF about Bam Margera, with a whole lot of cringe-worthy skateboarding jargon and not a lot of funny.

Worst of all, Stephen only gets a couple of token mentions. The end of this part foreshadows some kind of Epic Skateboarding Showdown between Stephen and Mr. Margera; but, like "The Time Machine," it will never actually be continued.

Given this beginning, would you have wanted to keep reading? Or does the rating say it all?

Trouble On Skateboard Mountain:
Part 1: "Who's Afraid of the Big Bam Wolf (Margera)?"
By: Roger Rossier
Rating: A (arduous)

While watching Stephen Colbert fly away in a plane that was surely powered by the force of his skateboarding within, I landed a 50-50 grind on a perfectly waxed curb, followed by a disco flip, which I turned into a smith grind. )
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Once upon a time From its founding until late 2008, billed itself as "The #1 and #2 Colbert Report Fan Site." And, like any proper parody fan site, it contained parody fanfiction. Now that the site has dropped the pretense, the fic is gone too. But you can't let gems like these be lost to obscurity.

First up, a story featuring such a glorified self-insert (to which even Abraham Lincoln must bow!) that you can almost imagine character!Stephen writing it, except of course that he wouldn't misspell his own name . . .

The Time Machine, Part 1
By: Anonymous fan
Rating: Teen (mild language)

Steven cut him with a sharp glance at his time machine. 'Who do you think really wrote the Declaration of Independence?' )


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