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Title: Family Reunion (1/4)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, fake news, The Magic School Bus
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos, Jon/"Stephen", Ms. Frizzle, other crossover cameos
Rating: T
Contents (across the whole story); moderate sexual situations, canon-typical character death
Disclaimer: None of these series and/or people are mine.

Cecil brings Carlos as his date to a family reunion. He can't wait to catch up with his journalist cousin Stephen, and he's sure Carlos will get along great with his scientist aunt Valerie.

( 'You have to not...freak out. Or scream. Or hide. Or run to the nearest phone and call up the SCP Foundation. In fact, you really shouldn't let on that you've ever heard of the SCP Foundation.' )
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Title: As Equestrian as Apple Pie
Rating: G
Characters: "Stephen", Jon
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Ponies generated by this pony maker. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

This is what happens when "Stephen" writes My Little Pony self-insert fanfiction. (Art, with description.)

Apple Pie is a cousin of Applejack, because she's a down-home country girl who understands Real Equestria, so of course they have to be related. )
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Title: All My Roads Lead To You (5/5)
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Jon/Tracey, Jon/"Stephen", (skip) Jim Ellison, Blair Sandburg
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

In which Jon has to get his act together or else, and this turns out to be a proper crossover rather than a setting AU after all.

Relevant to this fic: a cat cuddling with baby hedgehogs. And as some of you noticed, Stephen's Sentinel/Guide not-romance novels are straight out of early Sentinel fandom (yes, even the "gen" French kissing).

AO3 mirror | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

( —anger hurt suspicion fear mistrust determination Stephen you're the problem you're a threat — )
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Title: All My Roads Lead To You (3/5?)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Metaphorical sex
Characters/pairings: Jon/Tracey, Jon/"Stephen", kids, Jimmy Fallon
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Sentinel Jon pulls his Guide's feelings back on track, so that Stephen can help him achieve greater sensory heights in their ongoing auxiliary police work. Now it's Jon's turn to have confusing feelings, and to drag the most important people in his life back and forth as he tries to balance them.

AO3 mirror | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

( 'I bet you anything the reason I bonded with you, and not any other Guide, has a lot to do with how much I like your voice.' )
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Title: All My Roads Lead To You (1/4?)
Rating: PG
Contents: References to war, 9/11
Characters/pairings: Jon/Tracey, pre-Jon/"Stephen", kids, OCs
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Working off a kink meme prompt: "A Sentinel/Guide AU (in a similar vein to Observations on Sentinels and Guides in Victorian London or Jeeves and the Uncommon Senses) where Sentinels and Guides are a normal part of life. "Stephen" is a Guide who has been repressing everything to do with empathy, and Jon is a Sentinel who Does Not Want that kind of responsibility. Naturally they bond pretty much at first sight and go on to become the most oddly-functioning couple ever."

Mirrored on the AO3.

( Any map site could have given him directions to The Hospital With All The Americans At It. Siri probably could have found it with her digital eyes closed. But Stephen had no use for map sites. He was following his gut. )
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Title: Spell Me Once, Shame On You
Fandoms: Fake News/Harry Potter
Cast: Jon/"Stephen" (with a dash of Olivia)
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-con by magic, (skip) or so it seems

Stephen Colbert, Gryffindor fifth-year, sneaks a totally guaranteed black-market love potion into Jon's lunch. Part of its guarantee is that if it's not countered by the antidote potion within under an hour, the effects will be permanent. Oh, and, turns out it's really more of a lust potion. Possibly Stephen should have thought this one through a little more.

For my April mini-challenge card in [community profile] hc_bingo, prompt "accidental mating for life." Characters' houses and wands are those described in Fake News Quidditch Rumble.

( He didn't see blood purity, of course, but people told him he was from an old and respected wizarding family, and he believed it because he didn't understand the point of trousers. )
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Title: Stone By Stone
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: "Stephen"/Bill O'Reilly, "Stephen"/OMC, Liz/Jack, "Stephen"/Liz, various FOX cameos
Warnings: Slavefic, associated abuse (sexual and otherwise), (skip) non-con, non-main character death
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report and the creators of 30 Rock. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. With apologies to everyone involved, especially Tina Fey.

A prequel one-shot for the Castle Down 'verse, which for some reason turned into a 30 Rock crossover. Scenes from Stephen's life in Vulpis before the war, and his doomed friendship with one of the other "pets" he got to know there.

Refers to the Wørd "Bite The Hand That Feeds You", which unwittingly provided this universe a bit of backstory. Other references: the O'Reilly tartan; the Megyn Kelly meme. Title is another lyric from the Emilie Autumn song.

( 'I'm on a very important mission for General Bill O'Reilly, and you are infringing on his right to have me walk here!' )
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Title: George's World
Rating: PG
Warnings: Tantrums, time snarls, scaring, swearing, character death (he gets better), character deconstruction, general mindf@#kery
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who

Jack, Ten, and teenage Stephen, from this 'verse, make an accidental hop and end up in this one — just in time for a creepy temporal phenomenon to tear the groups apart. Can ickle!Stephen take care of five-year-old George? Can the Doctor earn the trust of George's very panicky father? Will Jack stop making dying look sexy? (...probably not.)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5
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Title: Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other)
Rating: R
Pairings: "Stephen"/OMC, "Stephen"/Chuck, Chuck/Geoffrey
Contents: Sex, language, alcohol, injuries, teacher/student kink, bondage, damaged people damaging each other, obscure 1984 reference

One last Secret Santa prompt from [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic: Chuck/"Stephen", lots of sex.

Five scenes with Chuck and Stephen, featuring leather-clad bikers, bar fights, kinky sex, Madame Precious dolls, and a bit of Geoffrey and Seamus.

( It's neat, the way his reflection is moving without him. Stephen can see the top of his own head. He's never gotten to do that before. )
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Title: The Colbmare Before Christmas
Rating: PG for mild scariness
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. The text is from A Nightmare by [livejournal.com profile] canadian_plant, who is not me. The characters are owned by Stephen Colbert and Tim Burton, neither of which are me. And the art style is entirely an imitation of Mr. Burton's. So not a speck of this is mine.

That said, it was really fun to draw.


The Colbmare Before Christmas
by ~sailorptah on deviantART

Happy Halloween!
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This crossover appears to be a sendup of really terrible writing, with random topic changes, repetition, contradiction ("he hurried, slowly") and tense shifts. It reminds me of [livejournal.com profile] xlormp, only not actually funny.

One of the characters is named Stephen, but he's completely unrecognizable. Can anyone who's seen The Wire confirm whether or not the other people here resemble their canon selves?

There is at least one saving grace here: random Ho Yay.

Stephen Colbert Season One of the Wire Fan Fiction
By: Sean Fennimanica
Rating: A (Aramaic)


Stringer comes over to the bed with Stephen. He knows the rules. No pants on the bed. )
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After the mild disaster that was yesterday's official unofficial official "fan" fiction, I think we could all use a palate-cleanser.

This one is another "character!Stephen secretly writes self-insert" story, and my personal favorite. It is screamingly funny.

Betwixt Lórien and Rivendell
By: Romulus Fang
Rating: Teen (mild language)


'The name's Stephen Colbert,' said the stranger, offering his hand, which Gandalf ignored because it was not a custom with which he had any familiarity. 'I've come to help you defeat Sauron.' )

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