And That's The Word

Title: Little Red State Parka With Hood And Gloves
Rating: Soft R
Contents: Person-with-animal-characteristics!kink, light voyeurism, a gun chase
Characters/pairings: Wolf!Jon/"Stephen", Willard Mittington "Romney" Romney, bird!Olivia/pie, Sarah Palin
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

I retconned part of Little Red State Riding Hood, so now the Wolf does actually eat the Candidate instead of having him put on a bus. Which leaves him with this whole empty mansion to hang out in. Stephen sticks around, too, because he is weak for a small fuzzy person in a suit. (Illustrations here!)

And then there is some adventure in which Olivia tweets, Jon gets shot at from a helicopter, and Stephen comes to the rescue.

For my hc_bingo round 3 card, prompt "forced to rely on enemy/rival." (A wolf relying on creatures who might under other circumstances have been wolf chow totally counts.)

( And sure, Jon ate actual humans once in a while, but everyone had their flaws. Why, Stephen's own dearly-deceased Candidate had killed lots of people in his day (if by 'people' you meant 'corporations', which Stephen did). )

Title: Little Red State Riding Hood
Rating: PG-13
Contents: ...wolf play?
Characters/pairings: Wolf!Jon/"Stephen", Willard Mittington "Romney" Romney
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

An election-era fairy tale, starring the characters depicted in Grey Wolf and Little Red.

( 'It's an eyecatcher of a hood, I'll say that. But I'm happy to call you Stephen, if you want.' )

Title: Entertaining the Troops
Subjects: Cher!"Stephen", Jon
Rating: PG-13 (skimpy leather & fishnets)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found over here on DA.

Stephen believes this outfit is standard issue when performing for the military.

( 'Stop rolling your eyes and pass me that wig.' )

Title: Cuddles in red and blue
Subjects: "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephanie", Joan
Rating: PG-13 (scantily clad snuggling, curtain bondage)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found yonder on DA.

A bunch of random sketches from the journal. One Senator Colbert, one genderswap, lots of cuddling.

( No, seriously, *lots* of cuddling. )

Title: Fun with psych notes
Subjects: "Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found hereabouts on DA.

"Stephen" would be a psychiatrist's worst nightmare. He exhibits symptoms of everything.

( Requires constant attention and admiration, e.g., keeps fishing for compliments )

Title: A bit of vampire Stephen
Rating: PG-13 (finger!porn)
Disclaimer: Not real; not mine.

Just an idea I've been toying with: A couple of sketches of Stephen plus pointy teeth.

The symbol sketched in the middle will make a lot more sense if you've seen Hellsing. There's a legible version here, so you can see the Jon-based shoutouts in the text.

Title: Don't Let This Go To Your Head
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Warning: Large images.

A cheery chibi story EP. (Now say it five times fast.)



( He laughs at my dreams, but I dream about his laughter - strange as it seems, he's the one I'm after. )

Title: Kiss You Where It Hurts
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: R
Warnings: Established (and unsavory) BDSM relationship; partial nudity; dubious consent issues; pain, suffering.
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

This is the really really depressing version of how character!Stephen hurt his face. Or, rather, it's the story of what happens afterwards, when Jon figures it out.

There's even an illustration, just to break your hearts a bit more.

(The title sounds so familiar that I suspect I've unconsciously stolen it from somewhere. If you recognize it, please let me know.)

( "Some people like it a lot worse, you know." )