"Fan" Fiction, 1/5: The Time Machine

[erinptah]

Once upon a time From its founding until late 2008, ColbertNation.com billed itself as "The #1 and #2 Colbert Report Fan Site." And, like any proper parody fan site, it contained parody fanfiction. Now that the site has dropped the pretense, the fic is gone too. But you can't let gems like these be lost to obscurity.

First up, a story featuring such a glorified self-insert (to which even Abraham Lincoln must bow!) that you can almost imagine character!Stephen writing it, except of course that he wouldn't misspell his own name . . .

The Time Machine, Part 1
By: Anonymous fan
Rating: Teen (mild language)

( Steven cut him with a sharp glance at his time machine. 'Who do you think really wrote the Declaration of Independence?' )