Comic - Tosses and Cookies

[erinptah]

Title: Tosses and Cookies
Rating: PG (sexual innuendo, bad words)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, places, and events, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

The conversation that takes place following last night's toss, in a universe something like this one.

( 'You can't expect me to go the rest of my life without tosses! I don't want to push you, but a man has needs!' )

"Fan" Fiction, 4/5: Stephen Colbert Season One of the Wire

[erinptah]

This crossover appears to be a sendup of really terrible writing, with random topic changes, repetition, contradiction ("he hurried, slowly") and tense shifts. It reminds me of xlormp, only not actually funny.

One of the characters is named Stephen, but he's completely unrecognizable. Can anyone who's seen The Wire confirm whether or not the other people here resemble their canon selves?

There is at least one saving grace here: random Ho Yay.

Stephen Colbert Season One of the Wire Fan Fiction
By: Sean Fennimanica
Rating: A (Aramaic)

( Stringer comes over to the bed with Stephen. He knows the rules. No pants on the bed. )