Needs Met, page 07

[erinptah]

Title: Needs Met, page 07
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

A rendezvous, in which l!Stephen inadvertently tells it like it is.




Also here on DA, with links to the rest.

Comments

[sirdrakesheir.livejournal.com]

HEE NEW COLBERT IS CUTEST, LOOK AT HIS SWEATSHIRT FDJKF LOOKS COMFY

AND OH MY GOD THE EIGHTH PANEL

DYING

DYING

DYING

PLUS, HE WAS ENJOYING IT AT THE TIME SO REALLY IT WASN'T EVEN TRAUMATIZING UNTIL AFTERWARDS WHEN HE DISCOVERED THAT HE HAD EVEN BEEN VIOLATED AT ALL! SO THAT'S NOT TOO BAD, RIGHT?

ALSO HMM I DO WONDER WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY ORIGINAL FLAVOR BB. MY VOTE IS FOR EITHER DROWNING HIS SORRROWS IN A BOTTLE OF BACARDI OR SEEKING COMFORT IN THE LOVING AND DYSFUCNTIONAL EMBRACE OF TAD THE BUILDING MANAGER

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THIS LET'S TALK ABOUT BARTENDER!JON'S LEATHER PANTS

WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY THEY'RE ACTUALLY TUXEDO PANTS

I DON'T CARE IN MY MIND THEY WILL ALWAYS BE LEATHER PANTS THIS WORK OF ART LEFT YOUR CONTROL WHEN YOU PUBLISHED IT BLAH BLAH BLAH INTERPRETATION IS LEFT UP TO THE VIEWER ETC ETC IN CONCLUSION


LEATHER


PANTS

WHAT IS THIS COMMENT I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHATEVER WHATEVER XOXO ILU STAY FIERCE SORRY FOR THE LATE COMMENT I SEE THE NEW ONE IS UP I'LL GO READ THAT ONE NOW

[erinptah]

HE WAS ENJOYING IT AT THE TIME SO REALLY IT WASN'T EVEN TRAUMATIZING UNTIL AFTERWARDS WHEN HE DISCOVERED THAT HE HAD EVEN BEEN VIOLATED AT ALL! SO THAT'S NOT TOO BAD, RIGHT?

See, this is a thing - I mean, not making excuses for the Jons, but I don't feel like the Stephens should go up to someone who was violently raped while begging for mercy and say "I know exactly how that feels!" Because - different experience, right?



Some food for thought:

With an infinite multiverse containing every possible Jon, it follows that there are many, many versions of Jon who wear leather pants on a regular basis. If not daily.

(And, yeah, these can totally be leather pants if you like :D)