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andthatstheword2009-02-02 01:02 am
erinptah) wrote in andthatstheword2009-02-02 01:02 am
Entry tags:
Christmas h/c
Title: With Painful Steps And Slow
Rating: Painful sort of R
Warnings: Grisly imagery, swearing, h/c with a lot of h
Summary: An alternate version of A Colbert Christmas (so, spoilers, obviously). What if Jon hadn't shown up until the end...and the last guest hadn't shown up at all?
(I know this is out-of-season, but it's only going to get worse the longer I wait to post it...)
( "A real man doesn't need help to survive one night in the wilderness with nothing but his wits and an electronic weapon of the future to protect him! Besides, the phone's out." )
Rating: Painful sort of R
Warnings: Grisly imagery, swearing, h/c with a lot of h
Summary: An alternate version of A Colbert Christmas (so, spoilers, obviously). What if Jon hadn't shown up until the end...and the last guest hadn't shown up at all?
(I know this is out-of-season, but it's only going to get worse the longer I wait to post it...)
( "A real man doesn't need help to survive one night in the wilderness with nothing but his wits and an electronic weapon of the future to protect him! Besides, the phone's out." )