Yeeeeeeeeeeah, you're gonna be disappointed by this one.

Although (highlight for spoiler) there will be Sweetness, which might help.




...at least it isn't violent, right? And it's not massively traumatizing at the time, since they don't find out about the switch until afterwards? And it's something they would both probably have consented to if given the chance? So it could have been a lot worse, right?








...yeah, that healthcare reform is pretty awesome, all right.