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Title: As Equestrian as Apple Pie
Rating: G
Characters: "Stephen", Jon
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Ponies generated by this pony maker. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

This is what happens when "Stephen" writes My Little Pony self-insert fanfiction. (Art, with description.)

Apple Pie is a cousin of Applejack, because she's a down-home country girl who understands Real Equestria, so of course they have to be related. )
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Title: Little Red State Parka With Hood And Gloves
Rating: Soft R
Contents: Person-with-animal-characteristics!kink, light voyeurism, a gun chase
Characters/pairings: Wolf!Jon/"Stephen", Willard Mittington "Romney" Romney, bird!Olivia/pie, Sarah Palin
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

I retconned part of Little Red State Riding Hood, so now the Wolf does actually eat the Candidate instead of having him put on a bus. Which leaves him with this whole empty mansion to hang out in. Stephen sticks around, too, because he is weak for a small fuzzy person in a suit. (Illustrations here!)

And then there is some adventure in which Olivia tweets, Jon gets shot at from a helicopter, and Stephen comes to the rescue.

For my [community profile] hc_bingo round 3 card, prompt "forced to rely on enemy/rival." (A wolf relying on creatures who might under other circumstances have been wolf chow totally counts.)

( And sure, Jon ate actual humans once in a while, but everyone had their flaws. Why, Stephen's own dearly-deceased Candidate had killed lots of people in his day (if by 'people' you meant 'corporations', which Stephen did). )
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Title: Five Men Stephen Almost Accidentally Married
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/various (Jonathan, Steve, Ellen, OC, Jon, Tad)
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Every time same-sex marriage reaches another milestone, "Stephen" almost marries some dude. (And Ellen DeGeneres that one time.)

Refers to the recent incident with Tad and the epic plan to ruin same-sex marriage. The Universal Life Church is an actual thing, for which you can become a legally ordained minister for free over email if you are so inclined.

Comes with matching art!

( Steve was in Massachusetts visiting family, but Stephen showed up to film...something. He forgets what. And he lost his field producer somewhere along the way, so he can't even yell at her for letting it slip his mind. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Little Red State Riding Hood
Rating: PG-13
Contents: ...wolf play?
Characters/pairings: Wolf!Jon/"Stephen", Willard Mittington "Romney" Romney
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

An election-era fairy tale, starring the characters depicted in Grey Wolf and Little Red.

( 'It's an eyecatcher of a hood, I'll say that. But I'm happy to call you Stephen, if you want.' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Blue, Thinking About You
Rating: PG
Characters: Jon/"Stephen", Siri, Meg, Tad, Gipper
Contents: Wifeless AU, ear!kink, bread abuse
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. The Report characters and their universe are property of Comedy Central. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.

Illustrated version of the SeSa prompt: Jon/"Stephen", after a freak accident, he gains the ability to hear what the other is really thinking. Includes pictures as seen from both Jon's and "Stephen"'s points of view.

Read at my fic journal for standard commenting/+meming.

Read at The Zen and the Damaged for the illustrations in their full special-effect glory, which requires code not supported on LJ/DW.

(Jealousy, Thy Name is Stewberry is also archived at the fic journal, along with previous exchange fics.)
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Title: Entertaining the Troops
Subjects: Cher!"Stephen", Jon
Rating: PG-13 (skimpy leather & fishnets)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found over here on DA.

Stephen believes this outfit is standard issue when performing for the military.

'Stop rolling your eyes and pass me that wig.' )

Title: Cuddles in red and blue
Subjects: "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephanie", Joan
Rating: PG-13 (scantily clad snuggling, curtain bondage)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found yonder on DA.

A bunch of random sketches from the journal. One Senator Colbert, one genderswap, lots of cuddling.

No, seriously, *lots* of cuddling. )

Title: Fun with psych notes
Subjects: "Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found hereabouts on DA.

"Stephen" would be a psychiatrist's worst nightmare. He exhibits symptoms of everything.

Requires constant attention and admiration, e.g., keeps fishing for compliments )
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Title: Boundaries
Subjects: Jon, "Stephen", liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. The characters aren't mine.
Rating: G

A comic. In our universe, Jon is afraid Stephen works too hard to keep people out. In the Liberalverse, he's worried that Stephen lets too many people in. (Mmm, parallel narratives.)

'I'm always up for a good conversation. I get to do half the talking, right?' )


Title: Free Iran
Subjects: Jon, liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Second verse, same as the first.
Rating: G

Liberal Stephen figures that if Jon really cared about the people of Iran, he would turn his hair green too.

'Less talking, more dyeing.' )

The first one is here on DA; the second one is here.
erinptah: (integra is the sex)
[personal profile] erinptah
Title: A bit of vampire Stephen
Rating: PG-13 (finger!porn)
Disclaimer: Not real; not mine.

Just an idea I've been toying with: A couple of sketches of Stephen plus pointy teeth.

The symbol sketched in the middle will make a lot more sense if you've seen Hellsing. There's a legible version here, so you can see the Jon-based shoutouts in the text.

COMFORT ME.

Dec. 5th, 2008 01:29 am
erinptah: (still not president)
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Title: COMFORT ME.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. The Colbert Report characters are not mine.

Two loose sketches, accompanied by two ficlets. Takes place right after the election special.

( I tried to tamp down on my joy just a little. For my best frenemy's sake. )
erinptah: (all my base)
[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Don't Let This Go To Your Head
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Warning: Large images.

A cheery chibi story EP. (Now say it five times fast.)



He laughs at my dreams, but I dream about his laughter - strange as it seems, he's the one I'm after. )
erinptah: (rainbow jon)
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Title: Also Good For Play
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: PG
Contents: Roleplaying, bondage, reluctance, drag, adorable chibi-ness.
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

In picking his own spider (video #3 on the page), Stephen asked, "Webs: are they just for catching prey, or also good for play?"

Jon is less than enthusiastic.

( 'Shh! You're breaking character!' )
erinptah: (rainbow jon)
[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Kiss You Where It Hurts
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: R
Warnings: Established (and unsavory) BDSM relationship; partial nudity; dubious consent issues; pain, suffering.
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

This is the really really depressing version of how character!Stephen hurt his face. Or, rather, it's the story of what happens afterwards, when Jon figures it out.

There's even an illustration, just to break your hearts a bit more.

(The title sounds so familiar that I suspect I've unconsciously stolen it from somewhere. If you recognize it, please let me know.)

( "Some people like it a lot worse, you know." )
erinptah: (rainbow jon)
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Medium: Art
Rating: G through and through
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the actions and content are subjects of the author's imagination only.

Three cute pictures inspired by last week's interview with one of my favorite guests.

'You look so summery and so nattily dressed, like we're about to go boating.' )

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