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Title: Family Reunion (1/4)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, fake news, The Magic School Bus
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos, Jon/"Stephen", Ms. Frizzle, other crossover cameos
Rating: T
Contents (across the whole story); moderate sexual situations, canon-typical character death
Disclaimer: None of these series and/or people are mine.

Cecil brings Carlos as his date to a family reunion. He can't wait to catch up with his journalist cousin Stephen, and he's sure Carlos will get along great with his scientist aunt Valerie.

( 'You have to not...freak out. Or scream. Or hide. Or run to the nearest phone and call up the SCP Foundation. In fact, you really shouldn't let on that you've ever heard of the SCP Foundation.' )
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Title: Shout*For, Act II, Chapter 1: It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy, Tucker, Olivia(/Kristen), cameos, OCs.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: See series Table of Contents.

And we're back! With brand-new art of the band, from one of their newer and increasingly more suave photoshoots.

With their vacation over and their next album about to drop, the band is back to work, starting with a round of promotional events in New York City. You'd be surprised at how many ethical dilemmas can be packed into a couple of late-night talk show appearances (and one later-night raid on their suite's minibar).

Musical accompaniments: Stephen and Jimmy singing with Taylor Hicks; Stephen singing with Dolly Parton.

( Read on DW | Read on the AO3 )
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Title: Shout*For, Intermission, chapter 1/4: Long Walk Home
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", family, Anthony, Killer, others
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: See series Table of Contents.

A Jon-centric interlude for the teen-pop-star AU.

Our heroes take a break from the fast-paced chaos of their careers to go on vacation. While Stephen and Jimmy take off for New Zealand, Jon's finally getting a trip back to his native New Jersey. But after more than a year away from home and family, he's not going to fit right back in as easily as he expects...

(As ever, the characterization of Jon's family is 100% fanon.)

( Read on DW | Read on AO3 )
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Title: Rogues' Gallery (1/4)
Rating: PG-13
Cast: Jon & "Stephen", others
Contents: Drugging, baby-kidnapping, sexualized brainwashing
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Four vignettes about four different villains, from the universe where "Stephen" is a forcefield-generating superhero and Jon is his Lois Lane. (A very belated response to some OT prompts.)

Fills some squares from my [community profile] hc_bingo round 4 card: "hostages" is #1.

( I. "Something about the people who want to take away all your guns. Maybe they're gnomes?" )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Boys (and Girls) of Summer
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Descriptions of mania/depression, strained non-monogamy
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephen"/Lorraine, "Stephen"/various
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

For [community profile] queer_fest, prompt: Any fandom, any character, Being queer and mentally ill, and knowing the difference between the two. "Stephen" is (enthusiastically) functionally bi when he's manic, and has no sex drive at all when he's depressed. His wife and his best friend try to manage him through his moods, and everyone (even Stephen himself) is mostly guessing as to where his genuine attractions fall.

(I was all set to post this on time, thought I only had a few more paragraphs to write, and then I opened the file and it doubled in length on me. Oops.)

( Lorraine is aware of her husband's escapades, and tries not to let them bother her. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Shout*For, chapter 1: Living On The Edge Of The World
Characters/Pairings: Jon+"Stephen"+Jimmy, Olivia+Kristen+Wyatt, Tucker Carlson, Brian Williams, other cameos, a few OCs. Eventual Jon/"Stephen" and Olivia/Kristen.
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Drinking/drugs, awful and/or neglectful adults, background *isms. See the ToC for full-story warnings (may be added to as more gets written).
Disclaimer: See series Table of Contents.

AU for [community profile] longfic_bingo. Our heroes (and some villains) (and some imports from The Newsroom) are all performers in various blocs of the Disney tween band/music empire, which naturally is amazingly screwed-up behind the scenes.

Ideas and Disney-tween-marketing expertise/dirt provided by [personal profile] politicette.

( Chapter 1 on DW | Chapter 1 on the AO3 )
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Title: Collar U (1/5)
Rating: PG-13
Cast: Jon/"Stephen", background Olivia/Kristen and Steve/Nancy, other correspondents, Jane Fonda
Contents: Sexual predator Jane Fonda.
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

D/sverse, high school/college AU. Stephen's family doesn't believe in sending uncollared submissives to college, so Jon offers to collar him, at least through graduation. Cue a year of awkward deception, GSA shenanigans, platonic bed-sharing, one threatening incident with a certain pushy senior, and the triumph of the power of unrecognized romantic attraction friendship.

One of the shorter entries for my [community profile] longfic_bingo card, prompt "collar" or "pretend relationship". (This is Stephen's collar, by the way [source].)

**Note: I'm posting this in parts on the AO3, and will probably post the whole thing all in one entry on DW at the end. Sound good? Or are there people who would rather read in parts on DW? Let me know!

( 'Who the hell gets collared at seventeen — sorry, seventeen and a half — these days? What do they expect you to do, work retail until you meet a cute dom in the checkout line?' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Someone To Make You Come Through
Rating: PG-13
Cast: Jon/"Stephen", the bear, Sam, supporting OCs
Contents: Some gore + medical imagery.
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Prompt from [personal profile] kribban, who wanted hurt/comfort about "Stephen" losing his arm during the bear-mauling at the 2012 Night of Too Many Stars.

Established-marriage fic. Title is from Company's "Being Alive." (Glee version / John Barrowman version / version with background Stephen.) Also on the AO3.

( Ridiculous, impossible situations always seemed to work out when Stephen was involved. )
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Title: All My Roads Lead To You (3/5?)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Metaphorical sex
Characters/pairings: Jon/Tracey, Jon/"Stephen", kids, Jimmy Fallon
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Sentinel Jon pulls his Guide's feelings back on track, so that Stephen can help him achieve greater sensory heights in their ongoing auxiliary police work. Now it's Jon's turn to have confusing feelings, and to drag the most important people in his life back and forth as he tries to balance them.

AO3 mirror | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

( 'I bet you anything the reason I bonded with you, and not any other Guide, has a lot to do with how much I like your voice.' )
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Title: Five Men Stephen Almost Accidentally Married
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/various (Jonathan, Steve, Ellen, OC, Jon, Tad)
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Every time same-sex marriage reaches another milestone, "Stephen" almost marries some dude. (And Ellen DeGeneres that one time.)

Refers to the recent incident with Tad and the epic plan to ruin same-sex marriage. The Universal Life Church is an actual thing, for which you can become a legally ordained minister for free over email if you are so inclined.

Comes with matching art!

( Steve was in Massachusetts visiting family, but Stephen showed up to film...something. He forgets what. And he lost his field producer somewhere along the way, so he can't even yell at her for letting it slip his mind. )
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Title: Little Red State Riding Hood
Rating: PG-13
Contents: ...wolf play?
Characters/pairings: Wolf!Jon/"Stephen", Willard Mittington "Romney" Romney
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

An election-era fairy tale, starring the characters depicted in Grey Wolf and Little Red.

( 'It's an eyecatcher of a hood, I'll say that. But I'm happy to call you Stephen, if you want.' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: We'll Always Have New York
Rating: PG-13 (vague sex)
Pairing: "Stephen"/Jon, Whiskers, Other Whiskers
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Inspired by a kink meme prompt: "Chris Christie vetoes the NJ gay marriage bill, and NJ resident "Stephen" wants Jon to know he isn't completely and utterly devastated by the news. Really, he's not. Even as he cries himself to sleep at night in his lover's comforting arms."

Posting as an ordinary fic because it didn't come out particularly kinky. Although it does have chocolate. And kittens.

( Jon found Stephen tapping his foot in front of the stove, a half-empty bag of chocolate chips in one hand and a batter-dripping spoon in the other. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Needs Met, page 11
Rating: PG-13 (tastefully cropped sex)
Characters/Pairings: c!Stephen/Jon, l!Stephen/Jon, c!Stephen/l!Stephen
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the dialogue, actions, and content are products of the artist's imagination only.

We'll check in with the Jons more soon, but first the Stephens had to get their moment.

'Maybe...' )
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Title: Entertaining the Troops
Subjects: Cher!"Stephen", Jon
Rating: PG-13 (skimpy leather & fishnets)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found over here on DA.

Stephen believes this outfit is standard issue when performing for the military.

'Stop rolling your eyes and pass me that wig.' )

Title: Cuddles in red and blue
Subjects: "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephanie", Joan
Rating: PG-13 (scantily clad snuggling, curtain bondage)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found yonder on DA.

A bunch of random sketches from the journal. One Senator Colbert, one genderswap, lots of cuddling.

No, seriously, *lots* of cuddling. )

Title: Fun with psych notes
Subjects: "Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody.
Can also be found hereabouts on DA.

"Stephen" would be a psychiatrist's worst nightmare. He exhibits symptoms of everything.

Requires constant attention and admiration, e.g., keeps fishing for compliments )
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Title: A Modest Proposition
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing, violence against tables, past violence against people, rage, some blood.
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: I know, I know, I planned this to be a happy month. But sometimes you can't help being upset.

Trouble is, the alternate-universe liberal version of "Stephen" doesn't think he's allowed to be. No matter what happens with Proposition 8.

(Please be warned that this is all kinds of angry.)


( 'Sure, America came pretty close to turning into a fascist dictatorship under the Bush regime, but at least being gay has stayed legal!' )
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Title: Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, violence, injury, allusions to past skeeviness, Stephen being Stephen (yes, still).
Characters/pairings: Jon, liberal!"Stephen" (one-sided shippiness)
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Missed the sign-up window for [livejournal.com profile] lgbtfest, but this prompt was left an orphan, so I decided to take a crack at it: 1081. Per 10-02-07, we have a canon AU in which "Stephen" is ~fabulously~ liberal. What does his sexuality mean in that universe?

Since conservative "Stephen" is repressed, authoritarian, and narrowminded, liberal "Stephen" is overexpressive, permissive, and, as Robert Frost put it, too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. This was supposed to be amusing, but got kind of depressing at the end. Whoops.

( 'I was only helping them break out of society's limiting notions of sexuality! Specifically, the limit that says you're not allowed to explore it with your handsome and dashing boss.' )
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Title: The Great Divide
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, sexual harassment, gay stuff, inaccurate medical information, violence against BlackBerries
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Rain (!!!), references to ensemble, potato pancakes

Sequel to Slow Me Down. Stephen Colbert (R-SC) has the worst record for bipartisanship in recent history. Jon Stewart (D-NY) did convince him to cross the aisle one time, but does that mean they'll be able to survive a three-week vacation together?

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
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Disclaimer behind the fake cuts.

Title: just say...
Rating: Soft R (sexings)
Summary: A very depressing variation on Jon/"Stephen". At least it's only 100 words.

( Jon can't say no to Stephen. )


Title: Cycles
Rating: PG-13 (language, yelling)
Summary: And another, slightly longer, slightly more hopeful (maybe). For the prompt "break-ups".

( Stephen breaks up with Jon, for the Very Last Time, approximately every other week. )
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Title: Till It Be Morrow
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Unspecified mental illness; unelaborated allusions to violence.
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.


Summary: A bit of angst. Stephen tries to piece his world back together.

( Jon has visited him before; he is sure of that. His wife has visited too. He can't remember if he's seen his kids. He has taken a lot of pills; he can't remember what was in them. The nurses are nice. )

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